Netanyahu vs. Universe

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu showed off his familiarity with American football in an effort to gain American support against Iran's growing nuclear capability. "[Iran] is in the last 20 yards," Netanyahu said, "and you can't let them score a touchdown, and if they do score, you can't let them go for two, because they scored a safety on you earlier in the game, and a field goal isn't ok either because what if they fake it, and you have to try to draw them offsides so you can push them back to the thirty, or maybe just settle for a blitz, but you have to be careful of roughing the passer. Also, I am a Broncos fan."