European banks are expressing fears that they may not be able to survive the debt crisis sweeping the continent. Bank officials say they are running out of money for day-to-day operations, such as buying cigars and brandy for the break room.
Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel is considering giving $200 million in taxpayer money to the Chicago Cubs to help rebuild Wrigley Field. The billionaire family that owns the Cubs said they would pay for it but they had met with a shortfall of money recently because they own the Cubs.
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