China’s blockbuster 3D porn film Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy will soon make its way to the U.S. After the initial release, the film will be remade in Hollywood and called The Ring.
An Afghan commission cleared President Karzai’s brother Mahmoud Karzai of any wrongdoing in a massive bank fraud case. The commission was created by President Karzai himself and included Karzai’s parents, Karzai’s sister, and Karzai’s best friend, Rich Dickerson.
The Illinois House approved a measure that would authorize slot machines in Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport. Travelers are said to be excited, as what better way to wile away a 12-hour delay for an overpriced flight in a bad economy than pump your recently scaled-back paycheck into a psychological-heroin dispenser? The Illinois House is now considering a bill that would add a 3D Chinese porn theater to the baggage claim area.
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