Sunday, May 8, 2011

Innocents

Controversy has erupted over the code name given by U.S. officials to Osama bin Laden—“Geronimo.” The Obama administration defended the code name, saying it was specially chosen to “honor the Injuns.” An unnamed official revealed that discarded code names for bin Laden included White Man’s Burden, Naggy Wife and Stupid Poopyhead.
 
New details are coming out about the daring Navy SEAL operation to kill bin Laden in the dark hours before sunrise. During the early morning raid, U.S. Navy SEALs received heavy gunfire from bin Laden’s courier while being pummeled by papers and bottles thrown by bin Laden’s newspaper boy and milk man. One SEAL was injured during the raid when he was clawed by Mimsybags, bin Laden’s cat, who was looking for something fishy to eat.

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