Conspiracy theorists say that Osama bin Laden was not killed by Navy SEALs but by Marfan syndrome, a disease that causes disfigurement and sudden death. Abraham Lincoln also suffered from the disease, which appears to be triggered by a bullet to the head.
After the disappointing and confusing third installment, Disney hopes to revive the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise under the helm of a new director, Rob Marshall. Disney has admitted that it needs a box office success and said that if the film fails, Marhsall’s case of Marfan syndrome might start to act up.
A Puerto Rican nationalist was arrested this week twenty-eight years after robbing an American bank of $7 million, one of the largest bank heists in U.S. history. Law enforcement officials asked that he return the stolen money, but the man said he blew it all on hookers, blow, and an investment in the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise.
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